Vanessa

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Blog #2...

Hellooo!

Well I suppose it's been more than enough time in between blogs (thanks Erin!)...and many humorous things have gone on since I last posted. I might as well just jump right in...(hopefully it's as funny on the blog as it was in real life)...

ok, Dorothy's quote of the week...let me just set the scene. It's like 10pm on Saturday night and she is watching Ashley Tulloch, Melissa and I play Trivial Pursuit (she likes to interject the answers from time to time, which can be irritating, not really because she's ruining the game, but more because she makes us all feel inferior...how does she know so much??). Annnnyway, Melissa just happens to look up at her and asks something along the lines of, "Are you gnawing on a pork chop?"...to which Dot replies rather sheeplishly, "What can I say?...I like meat.". Let me just reiterate, it was 10pm!! and the pork chop was the size of her face! She was just holding it in her hand, gnawing on it! hahaha...oh mommy!
Also during this game, Melissa admitted to having a mini-stroke earlier in the day as her slowness and confusion becomes evident. The kicker was when she read the word "bombed" like "Bom Bed". Now most people would have immediately realized their mistake, but not Melissa as she continues on repeating, "Bom bed? haha, Whatever that is!". :

Now in all fairness to Melissa, I did conduct a little study regarding the difficulty of reading this word. The next day at church I asked some people (N=5) to read it aloud. The results were, three (Brittany Hocking, Heather Hawdon and Genny Webster) reading "bom bed" and two (Sarah Argent and Marg Bibby) reading the tricky word correctly. Bravo you two! Are you members of Mensa??

haha, oh me oh my. I love people! I would just like to take this opportunity to say that I am certainly not perfect, as I read many things wrong...ie Beethoven was once read, Beeth Oven by yours truly. :S

...nothing too eventful has been going on in my life. My first exam is on the 11th (yes, I will spend my bday studying..booo!). I should probably start some studying now. I think I will!

Anyway, that is all for now. I hope the humour was not lost over the blogger waves...

Until Next Time,

Vaness

8 Comments:

  • At 10:07 AM, Blogger Margaret said…

    Well, I tried to get into mensa but failed the final question in the initiation test... I had to read the word Rainbow, and i read it Rain Bow

     
  • At 12:25 PM, Blogger Asylum said…

    Actually, the word was "BOM (hyphen) BING " - whatever that means?! I think it's a city near Bombay.

    PS. to my surprise mini-strokes can easily be undetected and quite pain free.

     
  • At 2:15 PM, Blogger Vboo said…

    My bad...haha, it was BomBing!

    apparently i had a mini-stroke myself, today. rest assured that my study did in fact use the correct word...and not what i posted on the blog...as it were.
    hahah
    merci melissa for the very important correction.
    ..carry on.

     
  • At 3:36 PM, Blogger Jason & Erin said…

    HAHAHA Oh I miss the games night at the Jakola's. Tis true Dot ALWAYS comes to 'help' with one or two questions...and let me say there is NOTHING wrong with not being able to read out loud...nothing at all..infact it's a sign of...well I can't think of anything that it's a sign of...but I assure you it's something good.
    Love Erin

     
  • At 2:59 PM, Blogger Bree said…

    It is true...I can't read..I could try and justify it by saying that I was trying to think along the lines of Gangsta V...guess I was on the wrong track there!! haha Nessa, correction, my smart boyfriend pronounced it right! (just to get a male into your survey...you should have asked Ynze!! haha jk) Anyways, good luck on all your studying, and like I said, we'll party it up when your all done, and I'll be home!!! (9 days). Oh and one more thing, YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU BECAME A BLOGGER! and that was practically two whole weeks ago!! sheesh girl! lol, I still love you!!
    alwyas will, ttyl
    -bree-

     
  • At 5:42 AM, Blogger Jason & Erin said…

    New blog time...Erin

     
  • At 10:20 PM, Blogger Kristin, Katrina & Nate said…

    Vanessa...blog. haha. This one still kills me. Bomb BING....And Margaret...Rain Bow. I think you may be the funniest person that I don't really know that well.

    Vanessa. BLOG.

    Haha...Dorothy gnawing on the pork chop. oh man.

     
  • At 1:56 PM, Blogger Asylum said…

    This is a sad excuse for a blog. Shape up or ship out, yo.

     

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